gopher

The upmost hottest girl you ask out but not too hot (not to be confused with a supermodel) who likes you back and is excited to get to know you and have fun on the first date. But throws you a text 3 days before the date explaining she is anxious, going through mental issues, and is not ready to date guys.

She will probably apologize 3 times in one sentence from all the guilt and embarrassment she caused and will then feel bad she broke your heart and probably never will be able to forget what she did and in return become even more emotionally unstable to repeat the cycle of never receiving the confidence to go out on a date.
I asked out a "gopher" to only realized 3 day later she was mentally unstable to handle my awesomeness.
by Nitro Tiger October 03, 2022
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Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
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Gopher

One who gophs
Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard
by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018
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Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.
Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.
by TBsquishy November 29, 2020
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Trash gopher

Gangster ass gf that will dig through dumpsters and break into recycling facilities with you to score good shot
Yeeee imma go get some sweet swag from the dump so I'm going to ask my trash gopher to slide
by LiveFastEatTrash December 08, 2024
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gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo
Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
by Punkroku February 11, 2021
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gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)
Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.
by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014
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