Ethical Gooner 

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

Ethical Gooner by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Desktop Gooner 

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

Desktop Gooner by ppbob February 27, 2025

golden gooner 

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

golden gooner by keghoty March 3, 2025

vrchat gooner 

someone who acts like a crybaby fag and draws purposely bad art out of pure laziness. These types of people tend to try to have sex with their own avatar while minors are present in the game but they fail miserably. Usually they reside in the state of Massachusetts.

They typically go by one of these names: Julesxmads, mads, carefree puppy, koozie, pupcake, Oceankitsune, uraniumkitsune, Hydrogenkitsune, lumin4l, yi_co, tendow, Lavakitsune, obsidiankitsune, Meowlkyway, cokepell, griffins_best1020, Bettlebeeeeep, nyawtta, vui, tophat_cat, biscuitlover101, meowlololollol. Their real life name is usually going to be Madison or Maddy.

Oceankit is such a loser, she is a vrchat gooner

vrchat gooner by arse shid gaming March 9, 2025

Granny Gooner 

Someone who is addicted to granny porn and loves it entirely

"I was just a regular gooner. But now I'm a granny gooner."

Granny Gooner by Kaiba1098 March 18, 2025

The Gooner 

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.

you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit

The Gooner by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025

Gym gooner 

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight

But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids

Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain

Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon

Gym gooner by Why.Filipino.smell.Likeshit May 12, 2025