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Golden Gums

An old woman that loves to suck dick and gives incredible head. Golden Gums may gave false teeth, but not always.
Cone on over braaaahhh. Will have a little fun with my neighbor. She is a golden gums.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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Golden angel

Golden angel is the god of this multiverse. Golden angel shall cleanse the world. Golden angel shall save rifo from his endless point n click misery. Golden angel is REDEACTED
And most of all, Golden angel shall overthrow strimp from his dark throne.
GOL-
GOLDEN ANGEL!??!?!?
by Marx soul October 12, 2020
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Golden Teapot

The act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. The urine is then ingested. This act is more prevalent in the male homosexual community.

A Golden Teapot can be with cream or without. (ejaculating first into the mouth or after.)
You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?

Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.

You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
by Shad0wStalk3r March 19, 2013
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Golden Ham

A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.

Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
by Stevo C. December 9, 2008
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Golden Mudbucket

A sexual act where one partner gapes their anus, and the other partner urinates into it.
Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012
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golden sheep

Noun; a successful child that came from a humble upbringing.
My doctor isn't really a black sheep, more of a golden sheep.
by zzzquil April 25, 2014
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golden cannonball

Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.
Tony you just bad beat me dickhead, take a golden cannonball.
by Roque S4 October 1, 2015
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