A compulsive desire / need for something that is unrealistic or would not improve the situation that usually causes unreasonable distress to its victim.
Pat never uses his consumables in video games because his mind goblins tell him to hoard and save them.
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Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.
Fear of giving birth to Squat Goblins gave rise to the Pro-Choice movement.
J-train: Hyea Babey
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?
****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman
Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?
normal female woman: why are you talking to me you little ugly gnome?
J-train: You don't want my sexy little body?
****J-train brings out his bag of tricks and takes of his shirt and massages his hairy third nipple- trying to intice the normal woman
Normal female woman: fuck off you squat goblin! Why does it smell like shit?
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