GOAT

A retarded ass person with a small penis usually the person to laugh by their self cause no one else will laugh with them cause they are not funny at all!

Alex: YOUR SUCH A GOAT

by Luhvrz December 12, 2019

Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.

Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.

by goatymcgoatface June 05, 2020

goate

when she has bigger balls than you

Bane fucked the Goate of Wallstreet to show him that she was the boss.

by Claytun on Radio One January 03, 2022

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 05, 2003

goat

Guys On A Tandem

Wew... that goat just past Justin Bieber's Ferrari...

by 1hs4nn August 04, 2017

the goat

when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends

I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.

by bossassbitch1995 June 11, 2015