No-Goat

When a goat doesn't like it

Jemmy: "Goat says it's a no-goat"
Goat: "No-Goat"
Sheep: "Why is our captain a crab"

Quiet

by Is it 2022 yet? April 11, 2021

GOAT

A retarded ass person with a small penis usually the person to laugh by their self cause no one else will laugh with them cause they are not funny at all!

Alex: YOUR SUCH A GOAT

by Luhvrz December 11, 2019

GOAT

Acronym for ‘Greatest Of All Time’.

Lloyd Purnell is the QMNF Goat

by Shooter’s Grumpy Barmaid March 2, 2020

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

goat

Guys On A Tandem

Wew... that goat just past Justin Bieber's Ferrari...

by 1hs4nn August 11, 2017

the goat

when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends

I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.

by bossassbitch1995 June 13, 2015