Girthquake

(1) The effect a very attractive woman (or group of women) has on the 'girth' of male members in her (or their) vicinity. This Girthquake can be measured on the 'Dichter' scale- from one up to ten, and is a handy way of discussing the attractive potential of women. Can be accompanied by rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor, or at higher ends of the 'Dichter' scale by 'Star Trek' style synchronized pitching from side-to-side whilst trying not to spill drink, as if floor is swaying.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.

MAN1: "G...g....g.......GIRTHQUAKE!" (has spotted woman who scores on Dichter scale- remember optional rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)

by N.J McBlanky July 9, 2009

Girthzilla

noun: 1. a term used to describe ones toolbox after multiple jelqing sessions. 2. An object or thing that has a larger circumference than length.

After 40 strokes of jelqing per day, Sob's girth increased from 3" to 6".

After taking some megapump5000 girthexplodetron powder, Alex's biceps became massive girthzillas.

by akmoneyy August 9, 2009

GirthWorld

So Girthy that the girth could be considered world worthy. Like Camping world, where you get all your camping supplies, but with weiner girth, where you get too much of your girthy needs.

I was trying to give this super fly boy a BJ, but it was completely girthworld down there that the girth couldn't fit in my mouth.

by Sydney Mcpooperson May 2, 2009

Girthman Junior

The RappeR/MC alter ego for Jordy Donald because of his unusual girth.

Hey man who is your favorite rapper?

Mothafuckin Girthman Junior!

by tobin111 May 25, 2011

girthgod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod

The man with the PHATTEST coke can is a GirthGod! BDE aka RudeDaddy!
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by DentsPhogg June 26, 2022

Girthlength

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.

Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!

by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022

Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.

I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011