Gilbertsexual

Being in love or attracted to the fictional character Gilbert Blythe

Anne: I am in love with Gilbert

Diana: That means you're Gilbertsexual !

by Anne with an e January 4, 2021

Gilberto

A male with a absolute monstrous cock and balls. Typically gets all the ladies and likes vagina

Bro he’s so addicted to vagina that’s Gilberto

by anonymous November 23, 2021

gilbride

Is a collective name for a group of pregnant women.

Bro did you see that gilbride at the park today?

by Buddha1969 December 25, 2021

gilbride

A group of pregnant women.

Mate did you see that Gilbride at the park today?

by Buddha1969 December 25, 2021

Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.

Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.

by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022

Gildardo

Gil is the type of person you see at surface value and think "Hey, that's a normal person" but in reality, when you take a deeper dive into getting to know him as a human individual, you will realize that you've allowed a parasitic leach into your life with no way of getting out because you didn't read the Terms and Conditions. There is no turning back, but lucky for you I have a solution. You must take him under your wing and do your best to raise him on your own. It's your time to become his step dad, but hey it's not all bad. It's not guaranteed but you might have a chance with his grandmother.

Person A: Hey, is that guy "his own man."
Person B: No...... no no no........... oh god no what are you thinking are you blind you must be to have come to such an idiotically warped conclusion, that right there good sir is a Gildardo.

by Dr reliable source trust me February 19, 2022

Gilbert

A Gilbert is a person that likes someone who doesn’t like them back and does everything for the girl (or guy) but doesn’t see that they aren’t interested in him. Even though someone how had been nice to him and is always there for him likes him but he’s just too blind to see it. Gilbert’s are really nice and caring even to those that aren’t nice to them. They always like to see the good in people and never judge them.
There’s people who think Gilberts are weird (especially because or his name) but, there are some that like them.

Girl 1: My guy best friend is Gilbert I really like him but he doesn’t realize it. He likes girl 3.
Girl 2: Eww Gilbert is really weird why do you like him
Girl 1: You have to get to know him
Girl 3: Ughhh Gilbert likes me, he weird and I’ve told him that many times
Girl 1: I wish he’d like me instead

by anonymous October 16, 2022