A typical human being who acts like a "a such a sweet girl" and dates every more than 40 boys including the big ones this whole time and later rejects you, then starts running her mouth off and keep lying by acting like y'all tried to date her even when she's the one texting you all day at first and keeps showing you her baby photos, and also lies about her being single even when she tried aiming up to date another boy then later dumps her. If only you met her.
Person 1: Umm... hey do you know the name Genesis?
Person 2: Yeah wait... you and Genesis both DATED??
Person 1: No. I just happened to meet your friend ever since I complemented her dance moves.
Person 2: She started dating in 5th Grade, and now she has around 33 ex's including you. I've known her since elementary.
Person 1: *in his head* (Oh wow, well nice moves... because as of now, I know who the REAL Genesis is, time to hero up!)
Also Person 1: Oh yeah, she already texted me about that :)
Person 2: Yeah wait... you and Genesis both DATED??
Person 1: No. I just happened to meet your friend ever since I complemented her dance moves.
Person 2: She started dating in 5th Grade, and now she has around 33 ex's including you. I've known her since elementary.
Person 1: *in his head* (Oh wow, well nice moves... because as of now, I know who the REAL Genesis is, time to hero up!)
Also Person 1: Oh yeah, she already texted me about that :)
by yoyoyouknowthevibeshere November 22, 2023
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Get the Genesis mug.The Hyundai Genesis was one of the most badass vehicles that Hyundai made until they fucked up in 2012 by adding a shitty 8 speed automatic and adding gasoline direct injected in both of their V6 and V8 engines as well. It is the first rear wheel drive vehicle that Hyundai has ever made. As when it was released in 2009, the V6 model had about 290 horsepower with an estimate of 264 pound feet of torque while being connected to an Aisin 6 speed automatic transmission (which are truthfully one of the best transmissions ever made) and the V8 model had about 378 horsepower with an estimate of 333 pound feet of torque while being connected to a ZF 6 speed automatic (very dependable but the Aisin is hell of a lot better). Both engines from the first few years of the Genesis were Multi Port Injected too and it tends to be a lot more dependable than the ones with the gasoline direct injection. So if you'd like to get a vehicle that's like a Lexus but hell of a lot cheaper, the Hyundai Genesis would be your best bet. But if it's from 2012 and onward, good luck dealing with all the problems it has on it! But if it's from 2009-11, you're definitely lucky and smart enough to not get one of those later models!
Mercedes Benz Owner: "Fucking aye man, my car is so badass! I be getting chicks 24/7 because of this!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"
Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "Hold by beer dude, my 2009 model is not that luxurious as yours, but at least it can last at least 300k miles unlike your car that's newer than mine!"
Mercedes Benz Owner: "BuT wHeRe Da CHicKs aT?! ThAt CaR iS hEllA uNaTtRaCtiVe, HyUnDai GeT yA nO biTcHeS! And nah bitch, my Mercedes is better! Already told ya my reason!"
Hyundai Genesis owner: "I don't need attraction, I just want strong dependability and a badass vehicle that would put yours to shame! Wait till I straight pipe my car with the V8 it has in this, you'll be kissing my feet as soon as I cut off them muffs, cats, and resonators before turning the engine on!🔥"
by Shb99 November 17, 2022
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