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gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.
"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"
by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010
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Gaylording

When you go out clubbing with your gay friends. Similar to raging, but with much more flair.
Activities include excessive drinking, shamelessly boisterous behavior, fiercely unapologetic attention grabbing, and generally a complete disregard for anyone outside of your group.

Much like traditional raging, it is (1.) guaranteed to be one of the best or worst nights of your life, but never in between, and (2.) only fun for those who are part of the group. Outsiders will typically hate all of you.
Friend: "Hey man, wanna go hit up some bars tonight? I need a wingman, bro."
You: "I would love to, but I'm going gaylording with Michael, Patrick, Christopher, Devin, and Gabriel. You should join! We're gonna get shitfaced at 'Play' and smoke cigarettes out back over some wildly inappropriate conversation."
Friend: "Dude I haven't been to a gay bar in years, sounds fun! I'm in!"
You: "That's what HE said."
Friend: "I see what you did there."
by Ash Wednesday April 26, 2016
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Gaylord

To summarise... A true Gaylord is the spiritual father of all gayness and a person of such gayness that he makes Elton John look like one of the Klitchko brothers.

The Ultimate Gay, in any continent and in any language.
Young Boy 1 " I dont like football"
Young Boy 2 " You are a true Gaylord"
by Yoganathan July 12, 2018
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Gaylord

Possibly the worst and most unfortunate last name to ever be bestowed upon someone.
What kind of name even is Gaylord?!
by Beaverborg August 12, 2019
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gaylorsvirgins

Oh my god Sarah! The therapists are open! gaylorsvirgins can finally get some help!
by 13Taylor_Swift August 31, 2021
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Gaylord Flip

1. A high bar move in gymnastics invented by Olympic Athlete, Mitch Gaylord.

2. When you take a straight boy and show him a good time.
1. John performed a very impressive Gaylord flip in tonight's competition.

2. I'm taking John out to Gaylord flip him.
by Mitch Gaylord February 9, 2022
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Galorange

Oh wow can I eat that Galorange?
by Bakbakrey October 9, 2018
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