Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.

His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.

by 0926200 June 4, 2023

Garries

Cockney rhyming slang for ecstasy tablets
As in:
Gary Ablett ( R.I.P. Footballer)
Tablet

Have you got any garries, mate?

I’ve just dropped 4 garries, and am coming up big time!!!!!

by Mr. Gary Ablett July 13, 2023

Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive

My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck

by the missile knows where it is September 3, 2023

Garrison

The original orangutan in adopt me.

Ex: Only one person has the original Garrison in adopt me.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Garriann

The best person and friend in the entire world. Someone who will come pick you up at 4am if you need her to. The best sigma and the biggest alpha ever. She's a skibiddi sizzler rizzler. Someone who is reliable and funny.

Garriann dabbed on those haters.
You should be more like Garriann.
Your butt is so huge its almost as big as Garrianns.

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Garriann

She's so skibidi. She is one of those people that you can call at 6 am and she'll literally pull up and won't even ask why. She's so reliable and so funny that it makes you pee your pants. Her booty is so big that she can even fit through the door. You will love her once you get to know her but at first you'll be a little scared. She's a lifelong friend who will be your friend forever and ever.

Garriann's butt is so big that she can't fit through the door.
Garriann is such a cutie.
I wish I could be like Garriann.

by EarlyBurger July 22, 2024