sloppie glove

(v) The art of taking a just-used condom and slapping it on a girl's face while holding onto the tip.

Yeah I gave your MOM a sloppie glove!!!

by Floyd GP October 13, 2005

rubber gloved

The act of having gloved hands shoved violently up ones' anus. Usually forms part of a sexual act, or an airport search.

Jen kept setting the metal detector off at the airport, before she was taken away for a strip search. She vehemently denied ever being rubber gloved.

by Gumba Gumba December 14, 2006

Chin glove

Another name for a goatee - a type of beard that only covers the chin and mustache areas, and sometimes just the chin.

Look at his wack-ass chin glove!

by Malicious Matt September 5, 2005

glove compartment

The compartment in almost any vehicle that is on the passenger's side. Used to keep old-fashioned driving gloves in. Now used for ect. items.

guy 1:Could you get the gun out of the glove compartment ?
guy 2:It's locked. Why do you need it?
guy 3:My grandfather often snoops around in my car... he might take it and who knows what will happen.

by MyGroovySmoothie August 7, 2010

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

sticky glove

when a guy busts in the condom and then turns it inside out and the male slaps his partner in the face with it.

Did you enjoy that sticky glove I gave you?

by Anthony Lawson May 16, 2006

The White Glove

Whilst performing a houdini, during the process of spitting on the receiving team's back, the male ejaculates into his hand. as she turns around thinking he had finished, she receives a hearty slap to the face full of cum. optional smear to the hair.

Person 1: "Yo how you gonna break up with sally?"
Person 2: "im gonna give that bitch the white glove."

by houdinihand September 22, 2007