Skip to main content

Glander

Written by Nassim Nicholas Taleb:
"Glander best describes the notion of lifting all inhibitions to “tinker intellectually in an undirected stochastic process aiming at capturing some idea that will enrich your corpus”. “Researching” or “thinking” smack of a top-down activity."

More on Glander by Taleb:
"It is an irony that the academy does not have a word for the process by which discovery works best –but slang does. I was trying to describe in a letter what I am currently doing: French would not let me. But argot lends itself very well... I am involved in an activity called “Glander”, more precisely “glandouiller”. It means “to idle”, though not “to be in a state of idleness” (it is an active verb). Gandouiller denotes enjoyment. The formal French word is “ne rien faire” (to do nothing), which misses on the active part –so do words that have a languishing connotation. Glander is what children without soccer moms do when they are out of school. It resembles flâner which has this perambulation part; though Glander does not have any strings attached. The Italians have farniente but it is really doing nothing. Even the Arabs do not have a verb for Glander: the construction takaslana from the Semitic root ksl denotes laziness (other words imply some inertia)."
Newton was a “glandeur”; In Dijksterhuis 2004:

George Spencer Brown has famously said about Sir Isaac Newton that “to arrive at the simplest truth, as Newton knew and practiced, requires years of contemplation. Not activity. Not reasoning. Not calculating. Not busy behavior of any kind. Not reading. Not talking. Not making an effort. Not thinking. Simply bearing in mind what it is that one needs to know.”

I Glander whenever I am bored and I come up with some awesome ideas! Some of them are even viable product ideas which could be used to make major money.
by D-T January 8, 2009
mugGet the Glander mug.

Gander

Person of Indian descent. Usually spotted with bushy mustache, and sandals. Very frugal. Never buys anything, but never afraid to ask for a price.
Look at that Gander, look, look, look and never buy!
by lordachoo June 6, 2013
mugGet the Gander mug.

Glandslide

The slow deterioration of the breast with age, the loss of perkiness. The spillage of female tissue once the bra is removed.
"Dude, it was a total Glandslide when I got her bra off."
Babs used to look me in the eye when we first hooked up. Twenty years later she just stares at the ground.
by Eddie Foeller January 18, 2009
mugGet the Glandslide mug.

glandage

display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress

she was showing some respectable glandadge

her glandage made him 'grow'
by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
mugGet the glandage mug.

Ganderast

A goose-fucker
When he moved to Slimbridge he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a ganderast.
by goosefacts July 14, 2010
mugGet the Ganderast mug.

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.
by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011
mugGet the Gandalf Problem mug.

The Gandolf

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
I want to give you the gandolf tonight.
by Fehtal March 15, 2021
mugGet the The Gandolf mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email