minecraft girlfriend

one who has a significant other (such as a girlfriend) on the popular video game Minecraft.

"I hear Austin has a girlfriend"
"yeah, but it's a minecraft girlfriend"

by dickjugglingthundercunt December 14, 2017

Girlfriend Shield

A girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.

Jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. Who knew he was so afraid of clowns?

by HauntMan August 6, 2009

The Ex-Girlfriend Effect

When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.

We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.

by sassanova January 29, 2010

black cat girlfriend

She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues

My black cat girlfriend gives the best brain.

by The C0uncil October 18, 2022

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.

My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.

by Flynn Rider's a heart throb February 27, 2021

girlfriend thief

An alpha male who manages to steal a girl away from their lover.

I heard that Brad just swiped Morgan from Kyle. He's such a girlfriend thief.

by Executive-X January 15, 2022

The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.

Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."

by TC_Watson March 4, 2011