giltaneous

nigga.

random.
spontaneous.

Jordan's so giltaneous.

by boquishashanaynay June 26, 2009

GILTHRW

Girl I'd Like To Have Relations With

Man she's so fine, she a GILTHRW!!

by jCHRIST_69 August 14, 2011

gilmoreism

1. Republican political philosophy characterized by extreme short-term thinking and manipulation of a single issue for temporary gain. 2. Fiscal misgovernment resulting from extreme short-term thinking and a shallow approach to social responsibility. 3. The combination of extreme short-term thinking with zealotry and manipulation of social and cultural issues like right-to-die cases. 4. The dominant philosophy of the Republican Party (USA) since the late 1990s.

The George W. Bush administration is Gilmoreism armed with nuclear weapons.

by LCL November 8, 2005

giltch

the male pubic hair on the wanker

that glitch looked like he had buckwheat scissored in between his legs!

by mario d and a ron November 10, 2003

gitm

glitch in the matrix. used to refer to those events in which something goes wrong but is commonplace (esp. with technology). e.g. snafu 2.0

huggybear: what happened? your IM showed you as logged off.
bubbybear: i dunno. gitm

by chrysanthalbee October 16, 2008

GilmourD

Internet personality associated with being a cheap ass. However, this personality only uses brand new, never used products. Because of this, in conjuction with the lack of funds to order products in bulk, this personality refuses to pay market value for any product. Even if there is no other viable options to procure a product other than the market value, this personality refuses to accept and will continue to request a lower cost alternative be presented.

A request for bids resulted in 10 responses from qualified vendors. Pricing associated with each response were the same across each vendor, proving the market value for requested brand new products to be confirmed. GilmourD would not accept this data as presented and requested a new request for bids be advertised in the hopes of procuring a lower cost. Bids were received again and resulted in the same market value as previously received. GilmourD refused to accept this and reissued a request for bids. (This keeps going over and over)

by HCFX July 28, 2010

Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.

I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.

by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011