8th grade

A year filled with mostly shit but a little bit of good stuff. The only good stuff is when you get the chance to embarass the teacher or get your two days with the hottest girl in school. Its mostly filled with fuck-boys and fake gangsters. 90% of the things you hear about others is a lie but you want to believe all of it, because you never know what is true. You make quiet a few friends but always lose most of them the next school year.

Boy: man school sucks

Girl: yea but 8th grade was ok

by Fake slimshady May 6, 2019

Gradedigger

A person who associates themselves or contacts you for the sole purpose of mooching off your schoolwork.

Gradedigger: Hey whats up! did you finish the lab report?

EriK (victim): uh...yea why?

Gradedigger: you think I can take a look at it?
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Erik (victim): ..sure

by A to the Rizvi February 8, 2010

Post Grade 11 Syndrome

Post Grade 11 Syndrome (PGES) is a phenomenon that occurs during the high school years, often as a result of excessive partying, drug use, or other activities that have a negative effect on brain function and development. It is usually not noticed right away by the sufferer, but becomes more apparent in hindsight once a substantial amount of brain cells have been killed off. Symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to: walking into rooms and forgetting why your there, forgetting facts you found easy to remember in middle or grade school, and hooking up with people and having a hard time remembering their names. In short, Post Grade 11 syndrome is essentially a slow process of generally going down hill that begins during high school, and ends whenever you actually grow up or die.

guy 1: 'Man, I totally just walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared at it for like ten minutes, forget why I was there, and then left the kitchen with a water. I used to have my shit so together my brain just feels like its melting.'

guy 2: 'You're right, you definitely peaked in grade 10, you totally have Post Grade 11 Syndrome.'

by bambi6669 April 5, 2010

5th grade

Boring, Students become even more brainwashed by the government that all they need to worry about is school and work, not personal needs, Teachers become even more ignorant and stupidly strict, Kids bully, steal, and destroy any chance they get, and the cafeteria food isnt food, its sludge that the CIA approves.

Now that I think about it, maybe the food kills any active brain cells a student may have.

5th grade is the start of an era of torture and suffering

by Royal storm March 31, 2015

6th Grader

A kid new it middle school. A 6th grader is insecure, has to make new friends, and is going through puberty. All the 7th and 8th graders think they are so cool because they are "older" but they are only about a year older. Everyone has been in a 6th graders place, and it sucks. You are insecure about yourself, and you are the butt of every joke. Just leave the poor kids alone!

7th grader : Ugh, did you see that 6th grader? She is sooo fat and ugly! I bet she twerks or something stupid. *Giggle*
8th grader: Hey, cut it out! Do you even remember what it was like? Of course you do. That was you last year.

by Trytohide December 9, 2014

punk ass 8th grader

8th graders that think they are huge bad ass' and act all tough. Generally they hang around in "town" as Main Street or the huge mini mall in town. All of them are anti-drinking/smoking because they all live in the 8th grade dream. Many believe that they are captains of the universe due to the fact they are in 8th grade. Punk ass 8th graders are in the worst stage during the last two months of school so watch out in April/May/June for them.

Man those punk ass 8th graders were just hanging out at the mall.

The 9th grader said "i fucking hate those punk ass 8th graders acting like they are so cool since they are in 8th grade.

by FAR OUT August 16, 2006

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

A new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX that takes adults and subjects them to elementary level questions. There are ten questions contestants must answer, for increasing amounts of money. There are two questions for each grade level from 1st through 5th. The questions have varying subjects, such as 1st grade astronomy or 3rd grade world geography. If all are answered correctly, the contestant must answer one final question to get the $1000000 prize.

The contestant has 5 'classmates', who are all real life 5th graders. For every two questions, the contestant can pick a classmate to come up on stage with him/her. After two questions, the contestant picks another classmate to come up. The classmates help the contestant through the use of 3 'cheats'. PEEK: Contestant looks at classmate's answer and decides whether or not to go with it. COPY: Without looking at classmate's answer, the contestant MUST go with it. SAVE: If the contestant gets the answer wrong, but the classmate gets it right, the contestant is still in the game. Each can only be used once. After all cheats are used, the classmates no longer go on stage. Contestants may drop out before they answer a question and leave with the money won. If they get an answer wrong, and are not saved, they lose all money won and must face the camera, saying "I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader". However, if they've passed the $25000 (5th) question, they will leave with the $25000.

IMAO, this show is quite notorious for featuring dipshit people that apparently don't know very simple things, like what the Mayflower is.

Jeff: Now back to 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'. Okay, 3rd question. What subject do you want to tackle next, for $5000?

Contestant: I'm gonna take 4th grade world geography please!

Jeff: Okay, what is the only continent that is also a country?

*classmate locks in answer*

Jeff: Well, your classmate has already answered...

Contestant: Well, this is a toughy for sure! Um, well...

Me (at TV): You dumb motherfucker! It's obviously Australia!!

Contestant: I think I may need to copy.

Me: ...

by iQue el fuck! December 24, 2008