functionally retarded 

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

functionally retarded by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

fuction 

The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.

I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!

fuction by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005

functionize 

Used in computer/web programming to mean taking a block of code and converting it into a function that can be inherited (or included once) and called by various other programs sometimes over and over again. This cleans up your code and allows the function to be modified and all code inheriting that function gets the modification.

Bob can you functionize this print popup window that you use 40 times in your code so that you don't write the same 10 lines of code over 40 times?

functionize by folkari June 24, 2011

functionality 

Officially the douchebaggiest word possible for feature, capability, change, etc.

Used constantly in software development.

Person 1: We think the new functionality will really improve the user experience.
Person 2: *Bitch Slap* You mean you think they'll like the new changes?

functionality by Lil John Off Da hook August 22, 2008

functionally American 

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

functionally American by Andrew July 2, 2004

Functioning member of society 

when someone shows a good example on how to act publicly most people like to honor that kind of person with loads of respect and I mean butt loads

Elsasser: Tobar, what do you think

Tobar: Uh, I think you gotta be fair

Elsasser: See class why can't you be a functioning member of society like Tobar

Functioning member of society by el equis June 4, 2009

Functionable 

is able to function

When he fixed my website, he made that page functionable.

Functionable by dachase September 29, 2011