Dildo fuel

AA batteries.

woman #1: Christ, I've been chewing table legs all week.
woman #2: Wow, I thought you had the pleasure stick 5000?
woman #1: Yeah, but it's run out of dildo fuel and I've not been to the store yet.

by Prof. Samedi January 2, 2010

Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.

Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!

by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

jet fuel

According to my high school principle, joints can be laced with this substance and, when smoked, is fatal to high school swimmers.

That chick smoked a joint laced with jet fuel and she died! Oh noes!

by Is EVERY name taken?! November 9, 2005

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

rocket fuel

slang for PCP

we were mad crazy after doin rocket fuel

by robsta da mobsta September 23, 2003

bad fuel day

A day of realisation that Americans have after paying a mere $4.00 a gallon when in the UK and in Europe we are paying around £4.40 per gallon, approximately double the price. Possibly a day when Yanks may consider only 4 cylinders or an engine smaller than 3.5litre, although walking is probably out of the question.

Yank: "Dude, what a bad fuel day, I just paid four bucks a gallon"

European: "Fuck you"

by Ignorant European May 16, 2008

fossil fuel

fossil fuel > renewable energy

funnyman696969 for president 2020 he will do a fossil fuel

by funnyman696969 May 4, 2019