idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."
"Oh, fuck me twice!"
*
"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
"Oh, fuck me twice!"
*
"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
by pentacookie December 05, 2007
What you say as a drummer when you don't pay attention and keep playing 15 seconds after the song ends.
Dave Mustaine: (Finishes playing Paranoid cover) Nick, Nick NICK!!!!
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...
Nick Menza: (Finally stops playing) Fuck me running...
by HotPotato November 09, 2009
Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
Look at her in those Fuck Me shoes.
by crossword addict February 02, 2006
Shandaquafius: Oh Requisition fuck me hard right in the pussy!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!
by Mcgee wiggles tonight March 15, 2021
Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.
Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.
by soopster December 04, 2008
by Louise August 26, 2003