fatties

1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie

2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.

1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.

2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.

by DrSnow April 19, 2005

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Gap-Fatting

The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?

Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.

by WatchMe September 24, 2007

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fatt mance

A derogatory term for a certain youth pastor at a certain church who likes to dress up as a metrosexual and has a fauxhawk.

kaite: man i went to this church today and this guy wearing diesel and had a fauxhawk was speaking.
Jen: sounds like Fatt Mance

by Just a fan. January 19, 2005

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Fattass.tk

My last hope. If anything goes wrong, I've still got Fattass to keep me sane.

I didn't do well in college. In fact, I have no idea what to do with my life now. But at least I have Fattass, and they can never take that away from me.

by 'JJ' August 21, 2004

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