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Frosted Muffin

A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.
Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.

Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.
by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004
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Fronter

Someone who puts on a false personality, usually in an attempt to get laid, or make friends with people of a different clique. A fronter may also show things off that aren't theirs, such as their daddy's rolex, their best friend's whip, etc...
Dickhead: Did you see Sean chillin' with all those punk rock kids and listening to their music?

Douchebag: Yeah, he's such a fronter.
by KillerByte March 19, 2004
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Foster care

State sanctioned concentration camps- Children in foster care are "taught" "proper" behavior (and if that means beating them senseless until they go to confessional with you..so be it). 2/3 of homes are abusive in one way or another.

Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.
Which is better? An abusive home, abusive foster care or an abusive home with a relative? So many options...
by matildamay September 27, 2009
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donut froster

Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.

JOHN: Why?

BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.
by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009
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Emma Frost

Emma Frost possesses telepathic ablilites matching those of Charles Xavier

Since her introduction, Frost has displayed the telepathic standards of broadcasting and receiving thoughts, mind-control, altering perceptions and memories, projection of offensive blasts of psionic energy causing mental pain or unconsciousness, astral projection, mind switching, brain engram modification, mental sedation of unconscious victims, induction of mental pain by touch, and limited pychometry.

Frost is also very adept at performing 'psychic surgery': the utilization of pin-pointed psionic energy to exert absolute control over individual brain functions such that the physical form can be manipulated (i.e., injuries healed, disabilities repaired, the nervous system, etc), a sub-skill of telepathy unusual for even the most powerful of telepaths, but one that Emma is keen to utilize whenever the occasion benefits her.

Frost's abilities rival that of Charles Xavier, her incredible power and conniving ways are evident in her first appearance whereby she manages to capture and sedate him. Frost has been cited as a "World-class telepath" and a "Psi of the Highest Order" capable of extraordinary telepathic feats.
Whos that hot blonde on wolverine and the X-men
Oh... That's just Emma Frost.
by Pepsie August 15, 2009
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frosted her brownies

To ejaculate inside a woman's anus, potentially covering her feces with semen. The result would look similar to chocolate brownies with vanilla frosting.
Last night my girl felt like being a little kinky, so I frosted her brownies.
by SinDonor dammit May 27, 2007
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Emma Frost

Emma Frost is a Femme Fatale who makes various appearances in Marvel’s X-Men comics. She possesses vast telepathic abilities as well as the power to transform her body into a flexible diamond-like substance.

More importantly, she’s also incredibly hot.
Emma Frost is way hotter than that psycho Jean Grey.
by wilde616 July 1, 2009
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