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Freshmen Cheeks

Brad: "Guys, i just wanna say i love you all, you're all my brothers. So tonight, the first weekend of this fall semester, i want EVERYONE to help a brother out in need to getting laid. So i declare a toast! A toast, to Freshmen Cheeks."
Everyone: "FRESHMEN CHEEKS!"

*Everyone shotguns their nattys*
by Eric02 August 6, 2019
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Freshmenopause

An emotional and psychological phenomenon, exhibited most commonly during a college's student's initial return to his or her parents' home, often Thanksgiving weekend of freshman year. Fueled by confused and conflicted feelings about emancipation, dependence, and the vague feeling of losing one's home, and marked by mood swings, intermittent boredom and impatience with loved ones, and sometimes erratic behavior.
After initially being amused by the home office her parents set up in her old room, Rosie's freshmenopause kicked in, causing her to scream tearfully over pumpkin pie that her parents never really loved her. Rosie apologized profusely 10 minutes later, told her parents she loved them very much, and asked for some money.
by Earl Anderson December 4, 2020
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fresanesquik

Very annoying Mexican girl but has the best music taste and is always horny.
Fresanesquik is extremely annoying!
by riyasegg June 1, 2021
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freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.
Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”
by Realfisher November 14, 2021
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Fuck Boy Car Freshener

Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.
Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”
by Mo Lorraineee February 4, 2019
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Freshman Fuck Syndrome

Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.

Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
by Shayy :]] October 27, 2008
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