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freshman wedgie

the jumping of freshmen that play sports in the locker room
Hey lets give these two freshmeats a freshman wedgie!

I wonder how much those freshman loved thir freshman wedgie
by TheKidThatsJustTooWhite March 1, 2012
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Freshman Steve

the biggest fucking donkey you know. blacking out. hooking up with ugly chicks. doing stupid shit. fingerbanging ugly chicks. starting fires. losing fights. three pump chump
freshman steve blacked out and started another fire tonight
by wtxr April 21, 2011
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Freshman Fucker

A senior who likes to go for the freshman thotties because they cannot get any other pussy. Their counterpart would be a Senior Smasher
by injaculator101 May 9, 2019
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Freshman PeePee

An undergrown, prepubescent male penis on a freshman in high school. Some freshman boys have not progressed far enough in puberty, causing them to have small, under-developed penis (PeePee).
Angela-"Hey, did you see Cullen?"
Erica- "No, what's so important about them?"
Angela- "He have freshman PeePee and I saw it."
Erica- "No fucking way!"
by MotAcire_Bianco March 19, 2014
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Freshman Doucheboy

Freshman in Highschool that is thought of to be a "douche" by many people. Generally they are very unintulectual, they are so dim that they often try to act as if they are "tough" but back down as soon as someone challenges them. Some have even been known to file false police reports, due to them starting a fight and getting their ass handed to them.
Raquel: What's wrong, Rainy?
Rainy: Those Freshman Doucheboys are at it again!!!
by TiGoNThEGrEaT April 14, 2011
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Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.
Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!
by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022
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Freshman baseball

N.
A circle jerk

Can be used to imply the said jerkers were caught in the act
Did you hear some dudes were caught playing freshman baseball in the back of the bus?

Bet he's a member of a freshman baseball team.
by CDubalubalub April 18, 2008
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