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Freshman

Most of the freshman I'm talking about are usually in the 9th grade in high school. There are two types of freshmen:
Type one:
Cocky,self-centered bitches who have not grown up since junior high, and all they care about is getting laid by the senior guys/girls and act like retards for the first 9 months of the year, and may stop just in time for sophomore year or continue to do this, flunk out and end up working at taco bell or taking care of their 2.3 children from their pregnancy during their junior year.
Type two:

Quiet, respectful, kind souls who only want to go to school and go home. They either care about school and/or athletics and end up being successful in school and in real life. They hate the type one kids since they make the freshman name bad, and end up beating their behinds.
A conversation between two freshman girls:
Jackie (type 1): AAY what up, I'm in high school now! I'm gonna sleep with, like, the entire football team!
Andrea (type two): please shut the hell up, your the reason why that upperclassmen hate us, and your just being a thirsty thot. Just because you are a freshman, doesn't mean you are all that.
Jackie: Whatever, you stuck up prude, I'm gonna be the envy of all the hot upperclass men and girls are gonna hate me because I'm more prettier them, and I'm going to rule the school!
Andrea: Ok then, have it your way then, but don't come crying to me when you end up alone, possibly pregnant and a STD.
( Jackie ends up flunking her freshman year, ended up with an STD and gets knocked up by her "ex-boyfriend")
by confessionsofateenager June 15, 2014
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dope fresh

meanin thats real cool and/or dope and fresh meanin fly/good/great/awesome
damn brah, dats dope fresh
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freshman fuckup

The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.
dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.
by Frankly Dontgiveadamn September 10, 2006
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freshman

a first year student in high school or college. For some reason upperclassmen seem to think that they are the lowest form of human beings ever to walk the earth.
upperclassman: Born 3 or less years ago than me?!? they deserve NO RESPECT!
me: weren't you a freshmen like 2 months ago?

i'm not a freshman, really
by pokemonfreak1231 January 1, 2006
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Freshman

Freshman Type 1: Cocky, stupid, and immature. Probably think that they're still big, even though they're lurking in the shadows of second-year seniors who want to kick their asses.

Freshman Type 2: Quiet and respectful people who despise their counterparts. Make a decent attempt to fit in with the mature people on campus. Often keep their mouths closed until sophmore year.
Type 1: (Making loud siren noises at the lunch table)

Type 2: Dude, can you shut up? you're the reason why people hate freshman.

Type 1: Heeeellll naw. You wanna go?

(Upperclassmen steps in and proceeds to beat the shit out of freshman 1)
by Freshman#2 February 25, 2009
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fresh princed

Being mislead by someone into reading something that is only a leadin to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as a practical joke.
*story*

I walked over to him as he was just turning around to leave and I slapped him in the face. This guy turned his attention back to me, it was just me and him. He glared at me with his deep mexican eyes and then, wap! he slapped me across the face so hard I fell over. He looks at me as I'm trying to get back up and he says to me "that reminded me of the first time I ever got into a fight and I liked to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

*rest of song*

and thus you're fresh princed
by Francis666944 May 2, 2007
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mad ill fresh

to be very ill and fresh. more than mad ill or mad fresh alone. you must be so awesome that only these words can describe you. (or if you want to be literal, it means angry sick new)
i may be j-rob mad fresh, but not j-rob mad ill fresh :(
by j-rob mad fresh May 16, 2010
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