Ass Franken

Someone who used to be funny but now he's just a big ass!

proof that comedians should stick to comedy

by sad but true April 3, 2004

frankenfoods

Genetically-modified food crops, often including the insertion of genetic material that cannot be found in nature. While we're assured they are safe, little testing goes into making sure this is true.

Many countries and consumers are wising up to the hazards inherent in frankenfoods.

by red_beard_neo May 19, 2004

frankenbeans

Collectively describes the male appendages

Oh man, i sconed my frankenbeans when i cased out on that double.

by oldude May 19, 2011

Franked

It's when you have crappy dial-up and it kicks you off the internet and when you get back on AIM and you get tired of explaing to everyone what happened so you just tell them you franked.

I franked again. Dail-up sucks.

by jimmythefish150 August 8, 2008

Frankenhooker

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks

1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"

by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007

Frankenface

The face of pain from a Mixed Martial Arts beat-down (refering to the cuts, black eyes, bruises, and injuries sustained by being repeatidly punched or kicked in the face)

Did you see that beat-down Tito layed on that Shamrock in the UFC fight? Shamrock had a major frankenface after that ass whooping!

by Doctor Paul October 18, 2007

Frankenbraun

Frankenbraun is the name of a fictional character, but he becomes real when you convince a friend that he exists

Person 1."Yo have you heard that new Frankenbraun cd,i just bought it and that shit is off the hook!"
Person 2."Ya i heard one of his new songs featuring t pain on the radio today."

by Dallas H-Stead January 5, 2009