Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'
dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.
by twilyth October 21, 2008
Get the fast foring mug.An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
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Forling
• forking
• Fording
• fooling around
• forcing it
• farling
• Fogling
• foiling
• Forcing an owl to jog at noon
• Forging
(Commonly happens in the Ghettos)
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.
Hey, did you see what happened to that guy in Newark? A ton of Dounut Forking happened to his Prius last night!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
Get the Dounut Forking mug.Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
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Get the metallic forging mug.Bill -“did you see that movie a talkt about”
Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana”
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