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Fluffer Nutter

When a guy or gal has farts while he/she has a testicle in their behind. A wooden spoon is commonly used to insert said testy into said behind.
You are having anal sex with your girlfriend. You use a wooden spoon to insert a testicle into her behind. The rush of air into the rump causes gas that she passes out passed your nut. When this happens it is a Fluffer Nutter
by Latvian Fin August 4, 2011
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shlander-fluker-dandirff

a language created by Lalit Kapoor, inorder to promote the creative human spirit, and the ability of humans to communicate in the most unorderly fashion possible. Thus making the uderstanding of the language itself a(n) paradox/mystery/dilemma/unethical.
I wish I knew how to speak shlander-fluker-dandirff, then I could help humanity.
by Lalit Kapoor February 23, 2004
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Muffer Fluffer

One who fluffs the muff :)
some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D
by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010
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Fluker Bye

To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.
"Where did you go, I thought you only went to the toilet?"
"No, I was tired so I did a Fluker Bye and went home"

"Where's Rick, I thought he was only going to use his phone?"
"Nope, he did a Fluker Bye and went home"
by Jason Halstead November 10, 2008
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fluffersnuff

A: n. A very hairy ball sack
B: n. The remnants of meth after you smoke it
Dude, get that fluffersnuff out of your mouth!
Dude, get that fluffersnuff out of your mouth!
by J'Woopi March 1, 2011
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Flubert Trifecta

Similar to the normal flubert greeting but this time involving three participants.

Any of the group members can initiate the flubert trifecta by simply yelling "Trifecta!" thus alerting the other members that they have by chance all congregated in one area.

They will rejoice in this moment of serendipity by extending their elbows in front of them and holding their flubert like an arrow straight ahead.

The three fluberts meet in one single point in space creating a triangle which is the strongest shape in nature. The thumb also extends back pointing to ones self to remind them who they are.

Be aware of the sometimes magical powers released in a trifecta. Some say the tri-bond will make you best brothers for life!
Man 1: Flubert Trifecta!

Man 2: INITIATE!!!

Man 3: I can feel our life forces becoming one!
by apacketofsoysauce August 11, 2012
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flugergag

The act of deep throating an overgrown clitoris to the point of vomiting.
As Jonny started to go down on his transgender girlfriend, he started to flugergag.
by Lettie89 December 15, 2013
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