Flabbergasted

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 3, 2022

Febby

People who only masturbate in February

Hey John, have you heard from Gina lately? Don't worry man, she's a febby and it's a leap year.

The mortality rate for febbies is at its highest in March.

by Mr crab bastard November 23, 2019

flabbergasted

appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002

Flibbah Flabbah

A term used for any currency.

"Yo nigga, hit me up with some of that flibbah flabbah, I needa get some food."

by Giovanni August 14, 2004

flabber

once used to describe a person that is such a noob at something that they should not do it at all.

"jeff was such a flabber at gaia that i kept reporting him and he got banned"

by yurilover October 24, 2008

flabbergasted

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 11, 2006

flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009