by GemGawd September 26, 2021
by analdestroyer3648 March 01, 2021
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 09, 2020
An alcoholic drink:
6 oz diet cherry 7up
1 packet carnation instant breakfast
2 shots lindemans frmboise
1 packet original alka seltzer
Red vine straw
serve over 14 whiskey stones in 32 oz tumbler.
6 oz diet cherry 7up
1 packet carnation instant breakfast
2 shots lindemans frmboise
1 packet original alka seltzer
Red vine straw
serve over 14 whiskey stones in 32 oz tumbler.
by high class drinking February 11, 2018
When a guy tucks a mento in his foreskin and sticks his dick in a bottle of Coke while ejaculating at the same time.
“Hey dude what’s with the burns on your dick?”
“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”
“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
“Oh I was just doing the ole Fizzy Frenulum last night.”
“Oh yea, what’s that brah?”
“It’s when I peel back my foreskin and tuck a mento under my sheath and then I let my foreskin roll over my glands and mento all the way back to the tip. Then I edge my shaft until I near climax at which time I submerge my throbbing, swollen, little member into the mouth of a 2 L of Coke. The force of my ejaculation and exploding Coke repel each other until I fly through the air back into my bed.”
“Wow bud. Maybe you should talk to someone about that”
*pats back, walks away*
by Tricaratope womb raider July 03, 2024
Let's do fizzy snicks
by Kicking ass March 28, 2015