Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022

Fizzy Ripper

A line of cocaine

“Oi Tim, Chuck me a lil’ fizzy ripper

by Zuipkoning June 10, 2021

Fizzi

Kung fu fighter, will scrap ya nan and take ya man. He’s a daredevil, and likes challenging the edl to a strip down

Fizzi is a real Moi ty champ and kicks ass

by EsRabbi November 24, 2021

Fizzy Jizzy

When you put a Mentos in a bottle of Coke and put it up your arse hole

Bro, I had a Fizzy Jizzy last night

by analdestroyer3648 March 1, 2021

Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry

John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “

by Don’t get fizzy November 26, 2021

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024

Fizzy

Used to describe a fruity (mildly homosexual) act between two typically straight guys done in a serious and solemn yet deeply romantic manner.

Daniel: Mate why did you keep touching my head last night.
Ewan: I just can't go half an hour without feeling your hair between my fingertips

Daniel: Bit fizzy mate

by Dslow_400 May 10, 2025