No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011

1 finger up

putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to women using one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.

hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??

oh yeah he must be really lonely!!

by Jinkiq April 3, 2022

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017

Fineer

Word fineer than fine

That’s fineer it’s only fair

by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019

Finger free February

Finger free February is like no nut November but for women

During February woman cannot masterbate at all

Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on

Woman 1: finger free February

by True blue Ozzie November 3, 2019

3 finger stinger

2 in the pink one in the stink

dude how was it?

awesome!

did u give her the 3 finger stinger?

hellz ya!!!

by n.b February 7, 2009