felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.

I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...

by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010

Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.

Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.

by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011

Felt this

Definition of feeling someone or something.

Similar to using "I agree" in a sentence. Used when one can relate to another.

Plural: Felt these

Alternate definition:

When one "feels" or loves their outfit or article of clothing.

I saw that See Reverse for Care post and my immediate reaction was "Felt this".
I "Felt this" hoodie.

by See Reverse for Care November 22, 2021

Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

by Hojoscool October 8, 2009

Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

by PamEyes October 31, 2009

Betty etty sketty fetty

A huge fucking weapon and everyone that is lucky enough to be in it should be proud

Betty etty sketty fetty is genuinely a huge weapon and is just amazing

by Betttyyy May 1, 2019

Fetty Wap

A shower fart.

"You fetty wapping in there? I hear them wet butt cheeks slapping together!"

by Hairy Honkey June 21, 2016