Felines

Another word for feelings. See feelings or feelers. Often produced by the whiny way in which emo guys sing. Can also mean "cat".

Please let me breaaaathe, you're choking meeee, and my felines.

by Beastiezekiel September 9, 2005

Feline

A Person who is very ignorant.

Hey look at Eli! He’s such a feline!

by Jake172626 March 2, 2019

feline segment

a line segment with cat ears and whiskers

guy 1:"quick help me study the vocab for the math quiz."

guy 2:"ok whats a feline segment?"

guy 1:" uhh i forgot that one."

guy 2:" ok then what's a line segment?"

by pete eats meat January 24, 2010

Feeking the Gowl

Female masturbation

Graham: "Hey Trudles you're looking very satistfied"
Trudles: "Yeah, I was just feeking the gowl for the last three hours."

by Grudles April 18, 2010

Feline Barbwire Rod Shove

The act of putting barbed wire around the rod of a plunger then inserting it into that of a cats anus.

My cat pissed on my pillow while i was asleep so I gave him a Feline Barbwire Rod Shove.

by Dixi Normous April 26, 2008

felkini

The guy with the biggest penis in the world

I wish i had a penis like felkini

by Nut crunsher February 21, 2017

Felking

Flossing with one’s pubic hairs

1: I ran out of floss, so I started felking.

2: What the fuck is felking?

1: It’s when you floss with somebody’s pubic hairs

1: Ew

by J_R_V May 23, 2024