Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Virgo fedelis

It is one of the worst girls school and the girls are petty in this school, there is always beef and the teachers are mad annoying. Virgo at some point got called “the hoes on the hill”

Boy: what school do u go to ?
Girl: Virgo fedelis

by Bitches112334556 January 11, 2020

FedExpert

The person at your office who is responsible for coordinating courier deliveries.

I don't know, ask Lorna. She's the FedExpert.

by Tee-bag June 17, 2008

FedExcrememt

When a courier company sells you the promise to deliver your goods thats never fulfilled. When you complain you get told so many versions of the truth to get out of paying a claim..you end

with nothing. That's when you have been FedExcrememt.

Ricky was FedExcrememt today by the courier company ' 5 different stories' then they said his package was delivered so he can't make a claim..yeah his mother's ashes was delivered to the crack house down the Rd, they snorted her by now.

by MrMingeGeeta July 14, 2021

Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013

Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)

Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.

by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015

Federico

Federico is an italian sweet but also savage guy, gifted with an incredible memory and smarter than you think he is. He is also capable of making literally EVERYONE laughs. Only thing is not to mess up with him cause he's gonna ignore you and probably kill you, at the end of the day he is such a nice person and always knows what to do. He is a good boyfriend and he's never going to complain about things normal people usually complain about. He loves to stay home but never misses a chance to go out and play tennis.

I tried to punch Federico but he dodged it and slapped me on the butt.

by alex97 November 21, 2021