Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

smoke a fatty

Verb.

1. To smoke a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar, which is noticeably larger than usual.

2. To shoot an obese person.

1. Let's go smoke a fatty joint, yo.

2. Get down fool, I'm gonna smoke this fatty!

by EvilDeadJunkie February 5, 2007

closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009

fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

by bitchn' slut December 2, 2003

fatty gaga

one sexy over larged man who dresses up like lady gaga to become an internet sensation.

fatty gaga makes funny videos on youtube. fatty gaga is a sexy man who makes me laugh.

by fatty gaga July 9, 2010

fatty chunks

A large noteworthy quantity of fat on a human body resembling a cow's buttocks

Jeff's new girlfriend needs to go on slim fast to get rid of her fatty chunks!

by Lickthewrapper January 13, 2009

fitness fatty

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.

fatty douche asshole fitness fuckface fitness fatty

by Os III April 2, 2016