Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
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Get the Fagure mug.Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his most well known amazing achievements was creating the band and writing the music for the first all girl rock 'n' roll band known as "The Runaways".
Kim who was also thier manager co-wrote, the legendary song, "Cherry Bomb", with Joan Jett of whom he discovered as well as Lita Ford, both teenage girls were band members which he conceived and was turned into a major motion picture released by Sony pictures starring, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart the film is titled "The Runaways"; his/Kim Fowley's character was portrayed by Academy award nominated actor, Michael Shannon. "The Runaways", began in 1975. Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention"
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry.
Kim who was also thier manager co-wrote, the legendary song, "Cherry Bomb", with Joan Jett of whom he discovered as well as Lita Ford, both teenage girls were band members which he conceived and was turned into a major motion picture released by Sony pictures starring, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart the film is titled "The Runaways"; his/Kim Fowley's character was portrayed by Academy award nominated actor, Michael Shannon. "The Runaways", began in 1975. Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention"
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry.
Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his Fowleyisms Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention while hustling money from a trusting girl". KIM FOWLEY's term of which he coined in the early 70s was and still often used to simply tell A man/guy/boy, of which lacks any male beauty or lack of dignity and addition the term addresses , a repulsive and extremely unattractive man as, "Failure Cock".
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry. Also in addition the term - failure cock, Kim often used to describe an "enemy" Kim often used his catchy term to describe a "enemy" or compulsive sociopathic liar such as Jackie Fuchs
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry. Also in addition the term - failure cock, Kim often used to describe an "enemy" Kim often used his catchy term to describe a "enemy" or compulsive sociopathic liar such as Jackie Fuchs
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