fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

fake ass president

A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.

You can bet that I won’t be voting for this fake ass president in 2020.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

FAKE FRIEND DAY

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.

She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off

by Domo😘 June 9, 2020

fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

fake news conference

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

fakefrag

Someone who cons people by pretending they were sold into slavery, some dark story of inadequate parenting, and all they need is that special someone to believe in them, plus, you know, a place to stay, so their potential.can bloom and they become wealthy.

Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.

by JessicaWalters April 3, 2021

fakegooncel

A person who pretends to be a gooncel

-This fakegooncel said something so pornophobic that I had to hit him with that real gooncel stare

by mr.gooncel September 22, 2023