failPod

A "jailbroken" iPhone/iPod Touch of any generation that crashes or does something negligible to its own health.

"Hey, why are you throwing that perfect iPod Touch away?!"

"Dude, the springboard crashed when I tried to download the fail button. It's not an iPod anymore, it's a failPod.

by ThexSuicidexT August 20, 2010

failpapers

(n.) - Print newspapers that have folded and are now defunct, such as the Los Angeles Herald-Examiner and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

"The list of now-defunct failpapers is getting longer and longer, and I worry how many daily newspapers will survive in the future."

-- Overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper office in Los Angeles

by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

failprint

The trace left behind when someone on Facebook posts something embarrassing or insulting and then immediately removes it. These include email notifications (____ has commented on your status!) or activity logs.

John: Dude, that stuff you posted on Facebook last night when you were wasted is gonna get you fired.
Mark: It's ok man, I deleted it right away.
John: You tagged your boss. That's a serious failprint right there.

by Harbingr_of_Fun April 12, 2011

farmpit

Armpit that grows things; country boy armpit; pit in which farm animals eat

That country boy`s farmpit needs some grooming

by Chudman February 28, 2014

Fimple

A white guy who buys cheap stuff for people he cares about

My boyfriend is a Fimple

by Evans September 17, 2016

failport

A very unfortunate airport, or a barely functioning airport.

Sabenser: "Hey, did you hear they delayed every flight for three hours at the airport because a cougar got onto the runway?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"

by Ender of Games November 30, 2017

Fampus

When you're famous but also a fucking idiot.

Kanye West is a bit fampus.

by sauceg0dd May 26, 2019