fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them

"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"

by deebs123 April 7, 2015

Fake Indie Lover

A fake indie lover enjoys and promotes as the end all and be all of indie: Mumford and sons, the 1975, Lana Del ray, arctic monkey, the use of emojis, especially 😭😂😩, genuinely enjoys popular page vines including Lele Pons, Brent Rivera, Brandon Bowen, Lance210, kianlawl etc, takes snapchat stories instead of enjoying the moment, wears a choker, uses the phrases: savage, doe, rt. has more followers than following on their friends only, loves tumblr, doesn't like facebook, flirts with the monkey emojis, claims to be indie, wants matching infinity tattoos with their bff, likes minions, sings along to train, gets genuinely shocked when they find out someone else listens to a semi unpopular artist, "I started that trend"

"People don't know what real music is these days. The weekend is what real music is🙊 I discovered them before anybody while I was wearing my choker and my flannel tied around my waist" -a fake indie lover

"My favourite classic song is drops of Jupiter by train" -also a fake indie lover

by n0tAfakeINDIElover October 6, 2015

fake flexer

pretty much a wanna be (normally a boy in his teenage or pre-teen years, trynna act rich with a lot of brand name stuff but cant afford the brand name stuff so then he has the off brand/ store brand stuff)

Jenna: Did you see that Rolex he was wearing! Holy Crap! He must be rich!
Lizzie: Na girl. Hes rolling with the Timex. Hes such a fake flexer

by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018

fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

fake ass president

A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.

You can bet that I won’t be voting for this fake ass president in 2020.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

FAKE FRIEND DAY

Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.

She is so fake, on FAKE FRIEND DAY I’m cutting her off

by Domo😘 June 9, 2020

fake newstards

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020