FaceParty

Clearly the person that posted the definition calling Faceparty "tragic" is too ugly to make use of Faceparty's main benefit, namely its use as a forum for people to meet with a view to having totally meaningless sex.

"I went on Faceparty last night, met a chick and was round her house banging her face within the hour."

by Hoona April 5, 2005

Facepunch Forums

A popular forum, used mainly for downloading files for a mod for the ground-breaking game, Half Life 2. It has also developed general topics where be can talk and socialize with other members. See Garry's Mod

"Did you hear about the new announcement at the Facepunch Forums?"

by V3nom June 13, 2007

Faceplam

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013

facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.

I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.

by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014

Peek-a-boo Facepalm

A Peek-a-boo Facepalm is when it becomes so bad you have to peek to make sure it was really that bad.

I was with a friend and he did a trick on his bike and faceplanted...I had to do a Peek-a-boo Facepalm.

by Navaih June 5, 2010

facepalm

A term used to describe facebook when annoyed with its' social norms, features or chat system.

James- Crap my mom just added me as a friend, dammit facepalm.

Ricardo- Oh great it's my birthday now I can wait for facepalm to send me 2397843 notifications of people saying 'happy birthday'.

Gregor- NINE! FICKEN DIE FACEPALM CHAT!

by EnglishMadeDifficult July 29, 2010

facepalmer

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007