Friend 

I don't have friend

I want a friend

Friend by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friend 

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.

My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.

Friend by qxoxq February 23, 2018

Friend 

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

Friend by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

friend 

the bitches that you thought liked you but don't

she was my friend

friend by kmn1 May 23, 2018

Friend 

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

Friend by Astromyxin December 3, 2018

Friend 

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

Friend by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

Friend 

Something you'll never have.

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo

Friend by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020