Rule Forty-two

All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010

forty wacks with a wet noodle

A term used to describe getting your ass kicked.

Yo this bitch ass nigga down the street got forty wacks with a with noodle. Word? Word.

by Frisko316 May 24, 2003

forty four change-up

Someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.

Steve : Hot chick at 11 o'clock!
Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up

by fuzzygreysocks January 22, 2010

forty two pounds of sand

when your cat eats forty two pounds of sand

dude he just ate forty two pounds of sand and died 😭😭😭

by flushed emoji 😳 June 9, 2022

Forty Shades of Gray

n.
variant of word40 Shades of Gray/word

I listen to this every Thursday evening on www.live365.com/stations/wexp

by diction April 10, 2003

four-eleven-forty-four

(UK black use) the Penis

by Pooya July 19, 2003

hotter than a dog with forty dicks

An extremely horny male

We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!

by Fa Fa January 13, 2008