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Pulling a China

The act of ignoring bad news to make it seem like everything is fine or acting like bad things that occurred in the past never happened.
You: Remember that time you pushed me onto the road and I got hit by a semi-truck going 120km/t?
Mom: No that never happened
You: Mom, you're pulling a China
Mom: No I never did that either
by YouSeeMyDick? December 24, 2021
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Pseudo-China

Any place that appears to be Oriental in origin.
Dude, let's go to Pseudo-China.
Douche, I'm not in the mood for that damn Chinese restaurant again.
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China Pack

Cannabis grown in mass quantities, by Chinese crime groups in Northern California and Canada.
Ayo cuh, u tryna slide down to BK tonight and get us some china pack for the low? That platinum bubba was fire last time.
by TacoTheGod January 20, 2021
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Fine China

A renaming of Cutlery, Cups, glasses, or plates to indicate a “fancy” dish. Usually can be used for something silly like animal plates or birthday plates, or actually fancy dishes.
Honey, we have guests, bring out the Fine China

Boy: damn nice party
Girl: Thanks
Girl: Wanna see my fine china?
Boy: sure
Girl: here’s the elephant plate
Boy: epic sauce
by Big_T_lmao April 27, 2020
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China Sucks

China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.

The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
by Dr. Carey Perkins October 2, 2022
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China Garden

The best restraunt to get chinese food at.
For only $4.75-5.25, you can get the best lunch ever. Being invited to go after school Friday is the most lucrative and sought-out invite in the social system. Those who do not "get" the China Garden experience are not allowed to come!
"Hey, wanna go to China Garden after school Friday?"
"OF COURSE!"
by China Garden Enthusiast April 20, 2005
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China cymbal

One of the coolest cymbals ever.

Loud,trashy,raw,aggresive,and explosive sound.

Have two mounting ways,inverted or un-inverted.
Jazz drummers commonly ride larger chinas with rivets,for an exotic ride,as rock drummers invert them and smash the holy fuck out of them.
Playing an un-inverted china can lead to cymbal cracking and breaking sticks.

There are many sizes from 6" all the way up to 27",the most commonly used being 16" and 18".

Some major brands I.E. Zildjian,Paiste,Sabian,Meinl make china cymbals,but there is also a brand called Wuhan.Wuhans are more delicate than on brands, and do not have quality control(no Wuhan will sound the same).
Perfect examples of a china cymbal:
Just Like Heaven-The Cure
Bleed-Messhugah
the outro of Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
by joshtheburninator October 7, 2009
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