football zombie

A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.

My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.

by IH8FB November 12, 2012

winter football

A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.

I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.

by Christmasy January 22, 2016

crabcakes and football

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

by c.dubsak April 9, 2008

Wenatchee Football

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley

“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019

Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~

by Splek January 22, 2009

Wall Football

Likes brooms in their asses

My asshole hurts after a long day of wall football practice

by Big_tasty November 17, 2021

flag football

The phenomenon that occurs when someone leaves the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of their pants, giving the illusion that they are in the middle of a game of flag football.

*Guy walks by with tp hanging out of the back of his pants*

Witness #1: "Dude--that guy is playing flag football! You gonna let him score?"

Witness #2: "Bitch, I ain't tuggin that shit!"

by Ator February 27, 2008