holiday fog

What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.

Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?

You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!

by mollygoodhead December 18, 2009

Fart Fog

It is a fart that you let out intended for others to pass through (as in a corridor, hallway or other area with still air) and enjoy?

OMG I just walked through that guys Fart Fog, I think I'm going to puke.

by BiffHamer January 12, 2009

Ghetto Fog

An anomaly that occurs during the first warm days of summer. It is a dense cloud of smoke that pours out of the Ghetto when all of the barbecue grills and meat smokers are fired up.

"Damn Roshanda! It's smoky as hell out! Must be dat Ghetto fog again!"

by Acks1661 April 8, 2009

ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

fog bomb

a horribly disgusting smelling fart that has been bottled up and saved for one predetermined victim

Charles released a fog bomb on Marie's face as she awoke from her afternoon nap

by Twinners May 24, 2007

fog dog

The act of putting your penis between your legs and dancing around.

Anthony likes Silence of the Lambs so much, he often fog dogs to Cyndi Lauper songs.

by The coffee guy July 27, 2017

Fog Horn

When receiving a blowjob, laying down, and about to reach climax, the male farts in the females face, to warn her of the incoming load.

Male: Mmm... Baby, I think I'm gonna... *FART!!!!*
Female: *after removing the penis from her mouth* EWW!!! You just gave me the fog horn!!!

by Mass Special January 17, 2009