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FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's
by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010
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Fell Off Chair Laughing

Used to express hysterical laughter via chat. Used when something is funnier that rofl, lmao or lol. Invented in the Glider vent channel by a guy called Leechy in the small hours of the morning.
Person 1 - "...so I said 'What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother'"

Person 2 - "ROFL, that's too funny"
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Person 1 - "Kami scream 'you cannot be serious' please"

Person 2 - "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"

Person 1 - "I actually just FOCLed there"
by ?!13?"!3?!"321 January 17, 2008
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focalin nap

The term focalin nap describes an event that takes place after a patient who has an actual ADHD/ADD diagnosis takes a Focalin pill, and falls asleep within 30-45min for a short amount of time.

Focalin is a stimulant medication and helps MOST PEOPLE stay up all night bouncing off the walls. So focalin naps are usually baffling to people.
I was about to engage in a task that requires my attention. Therefore, I consumed a 10mg focalin pill. Upon arriving to my place of study, I went over the covers and took a focalin nap.

My friend who is non-ADD took one and he's bouncing off the walls and having heart palpitations. He is not a candidate for focalin naps.
by SWisntM November 18, 2009
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Fecal Mudd Wrestling

Fecal Mudd Wrestling is where instead of having Jell-O in the pool that people use to wrestle in, they use fecal matter. They start by going to farms and collecting all the horse and cow fecal matter, and put it in a pool and water it down until it's like mud. Then, people get in the pool and wrestle in it.
Hey Jim, their having a Fecal Mudd Wrestling event at the dairy farm down the road, are you going to sign up?
by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009
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Fecal Roster

A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.

Literally - Shit List.

Alternatively: Catalog of Crap
Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."

Philo: "What kind of rooster?"
by QuietReflection October 20, 2010
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Fecal Rampage

The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.

He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.

The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.
by James Moon April 14, 2011
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Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.
I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!
by Topiltzin May 20, 2011
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