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internet faces

These are commonly used internet expressions used to show certain emotions. Instead of explaining how they feel, people will use an expression to represent it. This is also used for emotions that you may feel is something that can only be shown.
Internet faces
:-D This would display happinness.

:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.
by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011
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Faeces

Science teacher: "...and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces."

Class clown translates: "SHITTY POO COME OUT OF BUM."
by HelloMyNameIsNoneOfYourBusines February 12, 2010
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facestalk

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.
I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.
by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007
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FaceSpy

A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.
Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.
by hightidetech June 30, 2009
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Fecery

1. An argument style focused on avoiding the points of your opponent, and instead using misdirection, distortion, and other forms of intellectual dishonesty.

2. What follows after attempting to yeahbut your way through an argument.

3. The act of spreading bullshit arguments, aka, spreading feces.
Reasoned Opponent - "All I'm saying is that you have to look to the cause of the action. "

Fecer - "Oh, so that's a cause now."

Reasoned Opponent - "Wait, what? You just agreed with me that it was a cause."

Fecer - "No, I said causes don't matter and what really matters is how it makes us feel."

Reasoned Opponent - "What sort of fecery is this?"
by OneTrueCage May 8, 2013
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facesitting goddess

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass
I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess
by anon14 December 20, 2006
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Blue faces

I got paid today, all blue faces!!
by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018
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