fecan

A person who uses their smartphone to surf the net or watch YouTube while using a public restroom.

That guy is a fecan; I hope he washed his hands and his smartphone after taking a dump.

by Renov8tion April 7, 2015

fecal tickle

The act of inserting an object in one's anal cavity in order to "attempt" to encounter fecies. Despite the name, fecies do not, in fact, have nerve endings, so there is no way to measure if they receive a "tickle". Fecal tickles can have pleasurable intent, as well as malicious- and often come as a surprise to the host party.

Robb was watching Greys Anatomy and drinking wine with Carl. Robb fell asleep on the couch, so Carl decided to fecal tickle Robb with a Apple TV remote.

by JR "Paycheck" January 29, 2017

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

by aretegroup May 7, 2017

fecalwad

Like a douche canoe, but shittier.

Did you hear that he got drunk and made a pass at the female bouncer? What a total fecalwad.

by Squeezil January 23, 2019

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 5, 2019

Fecal Beacon

When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.

In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.

John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!

by Xasanak February 21, 2020

Fecalogeny

Individuals or groups who willingly believe, advocate, promote, proselytize, sponsor, or sustain in any manner, the principles and falsehoods of the failed Trumpian Empire which existed during the mid-2010’s thru early 2020’s. This Fellowship became a focal point for the weak-minded at all levels of our nation and clouded reasonable thinking through a campaign of perpetual and unrelenting deception at a scale making the Peoples Temple Commune in Guyana in 1978 seem like a disorganized block party. You are identified as Fecalogeny if you earnestly embrace a path of thickened feces spewed by Trumpian Fellows, making every attempt to stay your blinders and abandon truth, reason, evidence, and common sense in support of a bamboozling orange blowhard and his accomplices.

Example #1. When the representative for Georgia's 9th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives equates the attack on the US Capitol Building of January 6th 2021 as a normal tourist visiting day, given photographic evidence clearly proving his impotent efforts to prevent violent insurrectionists from entering the House gallery, he demonstrated that he meets the definition of Fecalogeny.

by Bangd Ingow June 17, 2021