Expensive

Great; cool; righteous.

First person: What an awesome bicycle!
Second person: Yeah, that's expensive!

by jep clayton January 11, 2009

extensive

The quality of tape measure that makes it fun to play with, especially metallic tape measure.

Stew's extensive new tape measure kept him up all night, seeing how far he could extend the line before it went limp.

by Nonbasst August 1, 2008

Explosive Diarrhea

What seems to happen when Sincerely Jordan spends the night and Trinket Tacos house with Rene Mercury. Manly naming the incident after having pizza and bread sticks in her room. Hours in the bathroom screaming UUURRGHHH and holding on to the side wall for dear life.

Apparently preperation H is supposed to help, god knows why, and Mrs. Wallace provided some, and Trinket Tacos instructions were to "shove it up your blow hole.

After having the pizza and breadsticks, I had Explosive Diarrhea and Trinket Taco and Rene Mercury laughed at me.

by Sincerely Jordan November 3, 2008

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

expensive cord

An electric cord having a standard plug at one end and a standard electric jack at the other.

With current prices up to $4 per foot, expensive cords are recognizing that all extension cords are expensive and they should be called what they are; expensive cords.

Hey honey, can you please go out to the garage and get the expensive cord?

by ChipAndMo March 21, 2021

Expensive Water

The opposite of Free Fire

David: Hey bro, wanna play Expensive Water
Alex: Yeah, Lets play

by Zais April 21, 2021

expensive petroleum

Expensive Petroleum is when you are low on petrol and you go to an expensive gas station and ask if you can pay for the petrol and they say €300+ . You watch so much Harry Potter you say EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM (expecto patronum is in Harry Potter)

You: How much for the petrol?

Shopkeeper: €500

You: (watches to much Harry Potter) EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!!

by BoonJr1 July 16, 2022