Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.

"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"

by fallench_green December 26, 2024

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025

suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

drug recognition expert

A drug recognition expert is basically a big name for a cop, narc, nosey parent, narcotics dog

Here comes the police; they're total drug recognition experts.

by DMack2018 May 31, 2018

1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.

Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.

by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022

Anime Tiddie Expert

A person who knows the name of an anime just by looking at a characters boobs

My friend watches so much anime he will become an anime tiddie expert

by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022

Hot Water Expert

Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!

So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!

I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!

by deep beep March 10, 2023