brutal experience

Having and enormous black dildo shoved up your asshole, turning your asshole inside-out

Kream's brutal experience was one for the record books.

by sack attack October 24, 2007

Expert bs'er

Somebody who has mastered the art of bullshitting.

Jane is an expert bs'er, She could bullshit her way out of anything

by bigJamiee September 3, 2016

experimental music

a genre of music that is very obscure and composed of various noises and sounds. Usually played by a collective of people.

This experimental music sounds like someone locked vicious pack of wolves in a modern art museum with bells and glass jars.

by GodsDaughter May 16, 2006

boy friend experience

affection oriented male escort. see GFE

sexy 24 guy total boy friend experience

by alejandro cortez October 9, 2007

Philadelphia experiment

An alleged experiment where a navy vessel "disappeared" or turned invisible. the people who were allegedly involved and supposed witnesses all stated instants of people being on fire and not being able to be put out and people being stuck inside of walls ceilings and other parts of the ship that had been solid before the alleged incident. one man was reported to have burned to death after over 12 agonizing hours of being dowsed in water over and over again. the project was reported to have been abandoned for being too risky to attempt again.

I hear you were a witness.

Of what?

The Philadelphia experiment!

by crartonis June 27, 2006

out of stomach experience

A regrettable experience, often late at night and/or the next morning, and possibly connected with indulging in a few liquid refreshments.

Sorry about the carpet, I just had an out of stomach experience. Guess it was something I ate.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.

Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*

by TheBald March 1, 2010