Entanglement

What jada used to describe her and august relationship😂

Jada-“I was in a entanglement with august” LMAO

by Myonna July 11, 2020

Tommy-Kelly Entanglement

This phrase was brought forth via R. Kelly's "I'm a Flirt" single in which one of the lyrics states, "she'll be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy." The term applies to certain individual states during which an individual exists as both Kelly and Tommy simultaneously, particularly during intercourse. At the same time, the phrase also applies to general states of confusion regarding one's identity.

Tommy: Hi, I reserved a table for two for 7:30

Host: let me see... Kelly?

Tommy: actually, my name is Tommy but I can see how one would confuse me for Kelly as I am going through an identity crisis and as such exist in both Tommy and Kelly states simultaneously.

Host: Naturally, I apologize for not recognizing the Tommy-Kelly entanglement sooner.

by Tommy-Kelly July 19, 2011

San Francisco Entitlement Blindness

The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.

"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"

by boytshikl February 3, 2013

earned entitlement

Any government-provided service or money received by conservatives who preach the virtues of hard work in the private sector.

Healthcare from a Veterans' Administration hospital is considered an earned entitlement.

by Pietro Aretino December 30, 2014

Entangled Dick Hair

When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.

Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.

by sweatyballsacks2014 December 30, 2013

fine piece of real estate

1) a guy/girl who has all of the qualities you look for in a guy/girl

2) a guy/girl who has got it going on

She is a fine piece of real estate. I'd date that.

by ccomings January 20, 2009

estate agent

A highly stupid non-professional white collar worker with a complete absence of communication or organisational skills. Able to charge a fee for either doing f*ck all, delaying every transaction or movement involving property, or just generally being an annoying c*nt. Couldn't organise an explosion in a bomb factory.

"Quick, reload your high calibre rifle, there's another one of those estate agent c*nts trying to mug that blind, deaf and dumb pensioner"

by j_w_pepper October 3, 2005