Englishing

To speak English.

I am not Englishing very well today

by How Cliché June 25, 2018

timothy english

the coolest person you could ever meet, the ladies love him, if you have him keep him, if you could get him you are lucky.

pimp, playa, cool guy, timothy english

by timbo3000 July 31, 2012

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Ham

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

by Sir. James July 24, 2008

Englishitude

The degree or level of English culture that a person has.

It's etymology is derived from the word 'English' and the suffix '-itude', from Latin -tūdō (“signifying a noun of state”), via the French -itude.

"We should really go and see a Shakespeare play together. I need to brush up on my Englishitude".

by Neologifier October 12, 2011

English Sucker

A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.

American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.

Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.

American Man: Fuck Yea!

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

English Bombed

Getting utterly surprised by someone speaking perfect English. Usually comes while an English-speaker is immersed in a foreign culture, possibly in Asia, and in a vulnerable position. The shock of a bombing can cause temporary loss of bodily control, such as drooling or sphincter loss.

Johnny was the only non-Korean in the bar. He had to pee and he was starting the familiar dance. He racked his brain for the appropriate Korean phrase, when the bartender asked, "do you need to use the bathroom?" A dot of pee released. BAM! English bombed!

by Johnny Fish July 23, 2012